ARE YOU THE MERCEDES F 015 LUXURY IN MOTION?

For that repair money you could get a used pickup that isn't a cupcake playing dress-up with delicate LEDs and sensors and stickers and exotic metals. A real GROWN MAN truck with hair on its chest that shotguns Genny Cream. A pickup that will make Denis Leary wet his pants and cry for his Mama.

You know...a FORD F-150.

Clearly, the Jeep driver doesn't know that's what you do with these straps.

Can't wait till Mr. Regular get's a hand of this

And so that's why, after much consideration, and debate, and discussion, I've decided to buy two cars.

So you´re importing a Skyline GT-R. Bravo Doug, bravo you magnificent bastard.

The Toyota "Eh" with optional "Blah" package

I'm guessing...reincarnation of the Celica All-Trac.

MERICA!

More for the straight 1/8 and 1/4 mile tracks these days.

"Well that's how these straps work; you just go!"

"No."


I mean, he got the Ram unstuck...