...Meanwhile, in America

It's a Jeep thing. You wouldn't understand.

Think how much better it could have been if it was actually funny.

nooooo!

A Cord in Japan. HA GET IT? ACCORD IN JAPAN? YOU KNOW, HONDA? HAHAHAAA

For that price, why not just buy... you know... a Jeep?

#1 - I would love to go visit the Lunar Rover where she sits today.

How about the 1964 1/2 Mustang that launched the pony car ?!?!

How long until the front end has no discernible sheet metal and is just a gaping maw?

Looking forward to the 10 different sizes that will be offered.

I'm seeing a loooooooot of the previous 300 design....

You misspelled sexiest. That being said, if this car was any more 80s it would run on cocaine.

I was expecting the obligatory "YEAAAAAAAH! ROUNDHOUSE KICK A FORD RIGHT IN THE FUGGIN' MOUTH!"

This guy is having so much fun he doesn't want to stop. I guess it pays to know the person you're getting hitched to.

Superception

If she wanted to fly under the radar, she would have flown Malaysian!

YOUR MOM.

Not all of us! Just...pretty much our entire state government.

General Motors support will be recalled.

Judging by the shape under the tarps.