earlsnakehiptucker
Earl Snake Hips Tucker
earlsnakehiptucker

Dude, 131 through Grand Rapids is the worst! Anytime it rains, you can expect someone to wreck.

Wrong answer.

I thought the Taurus was a mid-size SUV?

True, that’s a fact. It’s a full size car. It took the place of the Vic. Ford’s midsize car is the Fusion. The Taurus should not be on the list.

I don’t think Ford missed an opportunity concerning performance. Ford did with the 2015 Mustang what should have been done. This is what Chevy historically does. Ford releases a new Mustang, Chevy comes in a year and half later with a “better” performing car. They benchmark the Mustang. When the 2015 Mustang debuted,

Never trust a man with two first names... especially behind the wheel of your car.

5th Gear: CAMARO!

No, Dick, they’re all registered as 1965 cars.

1965 Mustang!

I am much more interested in the meatless meat burger

$8K for a 30 year old car with a rebuilt title. Crack Pipe!

You need to dip that grill and those side mirrors.

Shut your mouth!

I think the 2X4 keeps the door from blowing open when he’s driving. Because, you know, proper door knobs and locks are so difficult to install. At least he has that dream catcher hanging there. That’s not going anywhere.

I like this guy’s attempt better.