LOL. You think anyone in his circle tells him anything negative? Oh sweet summer child.

This. That’s a color corrector. I know the product page says “concealer” but it also comes in green, and purple. Those are color correctors. If you’re really dedicated, you can certainly spread concealer over your whole face. It would explain why he looks so dreadfully matte.

Look at his hair--with his money, you would think he could manage a better weave or transplant. Why should we expect different with his concealer?

Imagine the scene, it’s the year 2000, Ivanka is 19 and Tiffany is 7. For some strange reason, Tiffany is over at Trump Tower and bored out of her skull. Some underpaid Mexican servant puts Gene Wilder’s Charlie and the Chocolate Factory on the TV.

Also with a lady symbol right in the logo!  ...If he knows what it means, I guess.

Well, the treasonous nitwit wasn’t always orange. Looks like he started changing color about the early 2000s - when tanning was A Thing and The Apprentice was starting up. If you miss tanning sessions but want to keep that “signature glow” (hork), you need to supplement with makeup. And artificial tanning makes you a…

It matches certain “Bill the Cat” aspects.

I doubt it’s meant to be used in such quantities as he does.

The same reason people have been trying to put bronzer on me for years. It makes you “sunny” they said! It covers red spots they said! It brightens and conceals dark under eyes they said! NO, IT MAKES YOU LOOK LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN A GERIATRIC FLORIDIAN AND A HARUJUKU GIRL.

He’s said before that he prefers the way he looks in natural lighting so he’s obviously aware how terrible he looks under camera ready lighting indoors. He seems to think that when he’s outside it makes him look tanned which is speculated to be why he does so many driveway and helicopter adjacent press conferences.

imma call bullshit on this brand because there's no WAY Trump thinks something labeled "Bronx" is classy enough for him.

One would think as much golf this guy plays, he would have a tan. Maybe he has some type of deficiency thus needs the stuff, then again you would think people in his inner circle (Ivanka and Melania) would let him know it’s not a great look.

That’s what I thought too! That can’t be a real product! Who would want to look like an oompa loompa?!

Why wear suits 2 sizes too big or ties 4 inches too long? The man didn’t even know how to properly wear a waistcoat when he met the Queen. The oversized suits “make him look slimmer” and the ties “taller.” I’m sure he believes the orange makes him look healthier. There is literally no rationale to this man’s behavior.…

look, he is not a professional make up artist, but he thinks he is.

My birthday is at the end of the year, and what I want is for Biden to not become the Democratic nominee for president. That way, when 45 is impeached and removed from office (in handcuffs, please), all of 45's illegal dealing to manipulate the Ukrainian government into investigating Biden’s son would be for nothing.…

Some sanders supporters may have hurt her re-election chances but Bernie himself didn’t.

He’s actually kind of been on point, lately. This, though, makes him seem delirious.

Can someone check on Judge Nap because I don’t think he’s feeling well. 

“Even though her campaign is now four years past, Hilary Clinton can’t seem to move on from the belief that Bernie Sanders “stole” the election from her”