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They convince “taxpayers” that it’s actually the poor who are ripping them off and that vindictively severing a valuable and needed service is an altruistic act, as they’re “lowering your tax burden” AND forcing those lazy deadbeat layabouts to get jobs and “contribute to the economy” so they can pay taxes of their

$10 a MONTH!?

Perdue looks like a Jim Crow-era prison warden casually dropping racist slurs at the prisoners on his chain-gang.

I hate people who make faces at the people using their WIC or SNAP cards in the store. What entitles them to judge what poverty should look like? If they had their way, everyone on food stamps would have to smear soot on their faces and walk around in a gunny sack.

Wow. Don’t spend it all in one place. 

Fun fact

I just got a letter yesterday that my food stamps are being reduced to $10 a month. Good times.

On the plus side, maybe now all those racist suburban soccer moms on Facebook can stop pretending they were outraged when they were in line at the supermarket behind the (black, of course) fur and designer shoe-clad food stamp recipient who had a cart full of vodka, lobsters, cigars, candy and lottery tickets, then

Well, we all know “those people” just run out and buy lobsters and Cadeeelac cars with their ill-gotten handouts!

Perhaps they could employ the Gwen Stefani defense. He thought it was just a cheer, not a fruit. 

Repeate after me mister trump “Ba na na”.

“... Trump’s little feelings were awfully hurt to find out that Macron, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, and British Prime Minister Boris Johnson had been giggling behind his back about how bad he is at press conferences...”

That moron has never eaten a banana and would not even know how to peel one.  Which proves that sometimes great apes DO have more intelligence than humans. 

I feel like Boris Johnson must have been positively gleeful to be in on the NATO cool kids gossip circle. 

He’s so stupid he probably tells “the staff” to put bananas in the fridge too!

The lone Republican law professor who testified asked if maybe the hearing shouldn’t wait until all the other pending litigation concerning the president is settled before focusing on this crime. One crime at a time, people

Trump deserves it, because he is orange idiot, who put oranges in refrigerator

International consulting firm McKinsey helped ICE figure out how to imprison asylum-seekers on the cheap. Their suggestions included starvation, denial of medical care, and leaving detainees to fend for themselves—suggestions so inhumane and horrific even ICE workers didn’t want to implement them.

When ICE thinks your ideas are too gross to carry out, than you have achieved the ninth circle of Hell.