“Former USFL team owner Donald Trump went to a baseball game...”

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

The implication from Blank is that he could fire Dan Quinn and replace him with one of those guys. Plenty of coaches make for good coordinators but terrible head coaches (see: Phillips, Wade; Fangio, Vic).

Nope, strangely they’ve been out of stock for about 3 years.

That game destroyed them. 

You’ll also notice a large overlap in people eager to attack NBA players for not supporting Hong Kong protesters, who also whine about the disrespect shown to “our President” on the very day he “single-handedly defeated ISIS”.

You’d think this guy could cut a Blank check and get any coach he wants.

A former bad head coach could still be a terrific coordinator who could not handle head coaching duties but still good in their area of expertise?

Hey, I was in that HD on Friday.

I mean his business motto is “Today is the day for doing.”, so this isn’t really that surprising.

FYI, Mr. Blank: A Toter 64-gallon wheeled commercial trash can easily capable of holding a coach’s body is located at aisle 56, bay 005 at the Midtown Home Depot in Atlanta.

Yes, that’s exactly what they expect. He’d lived his entire life in a privileged bubble. He genuinely believes people love him, because the fools he surrounds himself confirm his bullshit to enrich themselves.  It’s all so gross. 

This was literally his first real public appearance in over three years. He’s always been at rallies where everyone is almost entirely:

Yes, they do have a lot of former head coaches on their staff. A lot of BAD former head coaches.

“’We’re going to do something,’ Blank said.”

tiny taps topple the narcissist tower.

This is so true.

“But when I Zapruder it, looks more legit.”

rookie Devin White was able to get to Kern and absolutely level him well short of the first down marker. The hit was so powerful that the Titans punter dropped the ball.