It also wasn’t alleged. It’s quite explicit in the transcript. Multiple times. That being said, the people who work here really should invest in looking at dictonary.com’s thesaurus. And they could consider about proper punctuation. It drives me nuts when people close quotations between paragraphs of the same person…

Not only are we in the darkest timeline, but we’re in a timeline where reality forces us to consider words from people we never thought we’d ever agree with on any random day.

Well, I can guess what Debra Jo Rupp would be thinking:

This is the only ‘70s show cast member I’m interested in hearing from.

Don’t worry, Kurtwood Smith’s election security plans are dumbass-proof.

It’s true. And any minute now, Topher Grace and Laura Prepon will weigh in on reforming the Electoral College and it will somehow be important. I won’t be able to sleep until I know what Wilmer Valderrama thinks about global climate change.

Wouldn’t it be wild if this whole “Trump presidency” thing was just one long episode of the country being Punk’d?

In a league owned by failsons, only a failson can succeed. Or something. 

My understanding is that he's well regarded as a position coach/coordinator. He'll probably always be able to get a well paying job, thankfully. It's fun to joke about his background but I'd rather have a league full of Tomsulae than dipshit sons of 1980s NFL coaches.

If this is a regular thing I am all for it, but there better still be some Jaguars Junction up in this mix.

For those of you (like me), who were wondering - he ended up being paid over $14 million for his one year in San Francisco and he’s currently D-line coach for Washington. While he’s moved down the NFL owner hierarchy in terms of who to work for (nowhere to go but up from Snyder), I happy to see that he got enough out…

There was - Bobby Petrino, who abandoned the Falcons after 13 games to go to Arkansas.

So does Nick Saban.

Steve Spurrier raises his hand.

Get two, one to eat, one to shave with

They give out a free cuppa whip cream. They call it a “pupachino” but you don’t even hafta have a dog with you. Just tell ‘em it’s outside, bam, free whip cream.

I forgot all about Chip Kelly in SF.  Was there a bigger College to NFL flameout as Kelly was?  The man was regarded by some as a genius in college.  Then he went to the NFL and wrecked 1 franchise and pounded a few nails in another franchise.  

And a higher win percentage than Kyle Shanahan.

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

Fun reminder, Tomsula had a better record with the Niners than Chip Kelly.