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Doesn’t he have an elite QB right now?

He gave up an 83 yard TD to a rookie in the 1st quarter of the 1st game of the season. Hopefully he’s better at covering Tight Ends.

Yeah, I was thinking Bolles might respond with, “Do I know what holding is? How many foot stamps do I need to do to convey ‘Yes?’

I always found this dude interesting. If you remember how they talked about him when he was drafted (and the surrounding times), they always talked about how inspiring his story was.  Battling drug and alcohol addiction, kicked out of his father’s house, etc until he found Jesus.  Never once did they talk about this

My favorite Elwayism in this article:

In retrospect, perhaps the guy dropping out of college without graduating at age 25 in order to bash his head into other very large men for a profession was not the brightest bulb out there.

Garett Bolles on his struggling GM John Elway: Does he know what a talented QB is?

This has to be frustrating. Elway has yelled at him so many times that he's nearly horse.

I still maintain that you can absolutely tell offensive jokes if they’re actually fucking funny, which is like 99% of the problem with comedians.

Yeah, glad to see him out there healthy again after last season’s start.

This.

That Dissly TD was beautiful.

His other one that game was nice too. 

Tomlin wanted him the draft and did not get him. People will pay anything for a second chance. 

No need to worry, once Ben gets back in there, he’ll make this team perform one way or another.

Man the steelers really got themselves a cheap very productive player.

Did you also happen to catch his parting shot after getting shitcanned? “I was always more of a Mad TV guy, anyway.” Sure, broseph. “WELL, I DIDN’T WANT TO WORK HERE ANYWAY!” Also - that is... not even any kind of defense, man. “How dare you accuse me of fucking my cousin!  That cannot be true, because at the time of

Roethlisberger will be fine. He’s used to dealing with gray areas.

It’s disturbing, if sadly not surprising, how many comedians are circling the wagons around that chud like they’re somehow the victims. 

I watched that Shane Gillis video and I support his firing, not only because of how stupidly insensitive and fucking recent it was, but because of just how unfunny the whole thing was too. I mean, my god, he is going to look back at his life one day and see that he lost the job of his dreams because he thought