earlrebound
EarlRebound
earlrebound

Then there are people who molest the flag and they’re even worse.

If Trump would have ended chain migration like he promised, we’d have room for more. I know two people that came here on the chain, can we send them back to their shithole country?

He'll take down everyone in his orbit when he goes down. 

The whole family was born on third and think they hit a triple to get there. 

The type of person who takes a shower immediately after sex?

“The spies and treason, we used to handle it a little differently than we do now.”

I'm assuming they're his kids, but has anyone asked for proof?

His favorite band is Rage Against the Machine!

Fake. I'm sure they haven't fucked in years

Trump appears to go along with whoever talked to him last and put on a good show. For all his bravado, Trump seems to be easily persuaded and spineless. There was a story that Trump Org fired a guy like six times. Trump never fired the guy, and he'd keep sneaking back in and beg Trump for his job back, and it worked

Noun verb 9/11!

Are you talking about Rudy, Barr, Pompeo, or Pence? Or some other ass kisser? Yoi gotta be more specific, because that fits everyone who has burned any credibility they ever had for Trump, and I cannot understand why anyone would do that for Trump!

Trump is already trying with his "well, you should look at Pence's conversations with Ukraine. Don't know why you care about mine!"

And the money is too good to pass up. 

I'm not sure if you're referring to Trump or Rudy. You have to be more specific. 

Based on health code citations, and their stupidity, it will be a meat locker at a Trump property. 

Well, co-conspirators can't be each other's attorney...