I'd say Jim Lovell was the victim of the first crime, cause he was robbed of walking on the moon. 

He was really good in True Detective.

Also asking if that's where Wonder Woman lives, and commenting how hot Lynda Carter is. 

It's SAD! but I'd say it's probably better he didn't attend. Sure, it makes the US look bad, but if he goes and talks, we probably come out looking worse. 

If he drops his diet Coke for rainwater and pure grain alcohol, we know that's it.

Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

I’m sure he thinks it’s a money saver. Either for him personally or FEMA, or both.

I told a friend that someone should edit a Michael Bay movie with sharknado, and show it to Trump. He would think it's a documentary.

And he keeps bringing it up. Which shows he thinks he's always the smartest guy in the room. I could maybe forgive the first time he brought it up, and the idea has been around for 50-60 years. But, to keep bringing it up, that shows how dumb he is. 

No regerts!

I'm waiting for "I'm king of the world!"

I think this was the biggest factor. And this isn't the first injury of his that the team has mismanaged. When you have plenty of money, why keep getting hurt for a mediocre team?

When hell freezes over!

Smaller than his concerts that's for sure. 

How dare people get what they want and stop! 

They've been evasive about his current injury. And it's not the first one they've poorly managed. 

The Colts are a mess. Irsay is an addict, and their GMs have been a joke. Luck has never had a line to block for him. And this is the second major injury the team seems to have mismanaged (at least). And they have Luck because they didn’t manage Manning’s injury.

Don Felder is mad you didn’t ask for his opinion and threatens to break up the band. Again.

I hope she delivers the punchline, "why do you want to disappoint two women?"!

This injury is the second one they've mismanage for Luck too. I'm thinking that factored into his decision.