He tried grabbing the P and it didn't work!

Logic is not their friend. 50 years ago, it was better dead than red. Now its better red than blue

People are saying he had all the cash he stole that was supposed to go to the City. 

I’ll make it bigger than before. The biggliest. A big beautiful country without environmental laws. My people are all ready. We have to stop those dirty nasty Democrats or we’ll lose America

Also, doesn't know why Russia spelled it CCCP. 

Give him a break, that was the tail end of his personal Vietnam - avoiding STDs. Probably was dealing with some PTSD and doesn't remember it. 

There goes Trump, saying the quiet parts out loud again 

The best last night was him going on about how Lima, Ohio (where the tank plant is) is not pronounced like Lima, Peru. (Lie-mah vs Lee-muh). He made a comment how the teleprompter had it wrong, but he knew what was right thanks to his big brain.

He can't even get a wall built, and it's way easier than a bridge!

He’s had almost 3 years to send her to prison. Its like she's TOTALLY EXONERATED! NO CRIME! You’d think his base would maybe realize he’s been playing them.

Did anyone remind the dealmaker in Chief that the Brent Spence hadn’t been replaced like he promised? I know, shocking that he broke a promise.

Very shortly? So, two weeks like all his promises? Does he know that when people call him a cancer in America, that doesn't mean he was a childhood cancer who grew up to be a real boy?

I'm guessing as soon as something bad drops (maybe Epstein related, or his tax records are released), he announces how they gave in because he's a big strong big brain man.

You win today's internetz

I could handle that. Honestly, Warren and anyone under 50 sounds like a good ticket. 

Jim Tomsula would rather the rotten fruit and make some nice prison wine with it!

I hope Jimmy Carter is the answer.

Dropkick Murphy's!

Theres no odds, no one takes that bet. I also suspect it's a lot like the episode of the Office where Daryl teaches Michael phrases like "see you on the flippity flop" to be urban, but Carson doesn't realize it's a joke either. 

Don't know why, my first thought was something by Fleetwood Mac like Landslide. Then I thought she always goes to fight so something loud like AC/DC.