Dude’s NFL dreams died the moment the furthest his ability could take him was playing at Eastern Michigan. They go 2-10 or worse every single year in one of the worst FBS conferences in the country. Even if you throw out the horribleness of empathizing with a guy who took a position of public trust and used it to…

Be careful what you wish for, Deadspin occasionally runs “Ask a Lawyer” and it’s the most garbage feature ever. “I don’t know, ask your legal counsel in the state you live in” is the answer to every question.

It’s too perfect. The Curse of Mike Brown

Came here to write: No, I guess there’s nothing wrong with it per se, but as a former Bengals fan I can’t do it anymore.

What the hell happened to Bobcat Attack? It used to be a cool place to hang out but people have gone off the deep end over the last few years. I quit going there for no particular reason around 2012ish and came back and don’t even recognize the place. The posters are the same, but they’re all bitter and pissed off all…

A show in San Diego used to do this, they called it “Cheater’s Hotel.” They did a “you won a free trip with hotel stay” gimmick with the SO listening in. If it was real it’s a horrible thing to do, if it’s fake it’s duping the audience in a really trashy way. No winners here.

You know how sometimes you see a TV show commercial or movie preview where it ends and you go, “How stupid would you have to be to watch that? Who watches that shit?” I knew I needed to find a new job when I realized all my co-workers not only watched all those awful shows and movies, they LOVED them.

Thing is, he’s right. The Padres ran Bochy out of town because “something something doesn’t like to play young players” even though he’d guided them to two straight division titles and was the best manager they’d ever had. There was extensive handwringing over him not playing Xavier Nady, of all people. Even if they’d…

If I had any faith whatsoever in the NFL officials’ ability to properly see and call a personal foul, I might agree with you.

I always love the “beer obviously flung from at least five rows away” in videos like this. Why would you do that?

The takeaway here is that we live in an amazing age in which Wisconsin Lutheran basketball can be followed online nearly as easily as any NBA team.

The score of the game is what really makes this pic for me.

I came upstairs after watching that game and was in such a bad mood. I’ve had this realization several times over the last few years but it was the worst after the playoff game: when they win it doesn’t really make me happy, but when they lose it just pisses me off. It’s not worth it anymore.

I said on here on 12/11/15 when they announced they were going to “discuss” the rule that if they wound up saying the current rule was fine that I was done. I intend to follow through. The ugliness of the Bengals-Steelers fiasco (yes I’m a Bengals fan but I would have been disgusted even if they’d won) paired with…

Exactly, every Lions fan, and everybody watching the game purely for entertainment purposes with no rooting interest, feels cheated when a cool play like this is negated by a technicality. Six years on it’s still happening.

I was praying when I clicked the YouTube link it would be Desert Rose, and I was not disappointed. God, I could have written that passage back when it was current. Hated that shit.

If the restaurant is open and willing to deliver then you aren’t a bad person for ordering. They’ll close if it gets bad enough. Tip well, though.

This seems to have changed. When I played NCAA 14 it was actually way too easy to get Ohio in the title game. What was weird is that I wasn’t even ranked until I was like 8-0, then shot up the rankings every week until they had me at number 1 at the end of the regular season. When Marshall (then a MAC team) went…

Kung Pow: Enter the Fist fan, I see

Intent is hard to prove when he was clearly being blocked up until the fall that led to the hit, that is true. The way they treat QB fouls nowadays I think he would have been flagged.