Don’t you DARE ruin dumplings for me like that!

um idk but probably because you can be racist and a democrat? like, they aren’t mutually exclusive.

um.....Lock Her Up?

I broke up with a girl because I found out she was a Tea Partier. I could handle a regular Republican, but I’ve got no time for that bullshit.

I’ll have you know that I was killed in the Atlanta terrorist attack, and I was put into a coma that I am still in from the Bowling Green massacre. I know that these things actually happened because I am still dead.

Oh fuck him with a rusty pitchfork. That is fucking despicable.

Today, this tomato faced cockstain invoked the name of the US Navy SEAL who died in the yemen raid, and used him to shame anyone asking about the raid. He straight up said anyone questioning the effectiveness or execution of the raid was insulting the dead serviceman.

While I don’t think you meant it that way, I’d maybe stay away from giving any credence whatsoever to the “he was no angel” trope since it’s basically racist apologia 101 and deployed every single time there’s an unjustified police shooting of a black man.

You notice how you’ve never seen Ben Carson and Katrina in the same place at the same time?

YES. LET’S NOT FORGET TOM BRADY SKIPPED THE OBAMA WHITE HOUSE TO GO SHOPPING AT THE DAMN MALL.

I think that this is outrageous and disrespectful.

I still play every day. I’m not sure why. It’s just passive fun. One day it will be better and I’ll be the very best!

I’m very happy to have raised awareness

BUT SHE WANTED CHILDREN TO EAT BETTER AND GET MORE EXERCISE! What kind of monster wants THAT?

Can we all agree that Melania is no captive victim here? She may despise her disgusting beast of a husband, but she’s in on the insanity all the same.  

Black men who hate black woman have deep seated self hate.

Daily fucking reminder:

The worst and most under discussed aspect of that list was that every incident in the US was committed by a US citizen, that was referred to as “US person” in that document. Yet, every incident committed by a Mulismy name, the attackers actual name was used.