I have the Furminator... it works... but getting the damn cat to sit the fuck still... impossible.

These are pretty reasonable asks, tbh. I find the presentation irritating but I’m sure his fans are nightmares that need a stern NO and a slap on the wrist. Isn’t he in his 20s by now? Am i wrong? Why does he still sound like he’s wrapping up puberty?

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I LOVE this idea.

Things I hate to admit (journalist here):

Why? Because our lives are mundane drudgery and all of us want something, no matter how brief and stupid, that is magical and special to happen to us. No one gets an owl at age 11, no one follows a white rabbit down a hole. We sustain ourselves with fictions because reality is mostly an awful, cold place where you…

No. A “trigger warning” means, “I am going to teach X this term, and X might be traumatizing or otherwise upsetting if you have experienced Y before.” Censorship is not bothering to teach X at all.

I know right? Take a lesson from motels, paint that pool floor turquoise.

Dear god, if fashion week doesn’t end soon, there’s going to be a rash of murders in Chelsea that I have no knowledge of and definitely didn’t commit.

It also claims that her clerks were “coerced by the threat of contempt sanctions” into granting marriage licenses.

It’s IN the computer?

I know people who still PAY for AOL.

I think I might be dead now.

A visual aid to help answer this question:

It's not everyday you see the worst thing you've ever seen.

No, I think you’re just, you know, in touch with reality. There is no other time period that would be better to live in, for women at least. It’s like that Louis CK joke - white men can go to ANY time period and be like “Woo fun!” but it will suck tremendously for literally everyone else.

x2. I went to a college on the other side of the state, and didn’t hear from my mom once until I called her to let her know I was dropping out because the west side of Michigan is AWFUL (4 months of endless snow, ice, and grey skies (also my first Thunder Snow) exacerbated my depression). Then I didn’t hear from her…

Wrong India, Columbus.

She’s the straight to video Lady Gaga. Diet Sia. Made for TV Fever Ray.