I’m sorry the ‘80s, they weren’t fun for everybody, clearly.

And I say this because this is my opinion and in America, still, I know it’s a shock, we’re actually innocent until proven guilty. He has not been proven.

Justin Bieber is Grade-A Hate Fuck material.

They took the pills from him that he offered under false pretenses, i.e., as herbal supplements or something other than what they were. They took them without knowing what they were and that they would knock them unconscious. Also, if you voluntarily take drugs or drink with someone, it is still a crime for them to…

Let’s not jump to any conclusions here. This is hardly any more dispositive than the fact that 30+ women have told identical stories about him raping them.

so what he is saying is that it could happen

It’s been a long time coming, but I’m gonna go ahead and come out with it: I actually kind of love Kim Kardashian.

Her mom’s response is amazing.

fucking nyc flash flooding weather alert went off at like 430 this morning

Team When Nature Calls is Way Better Than Pet Detective.

Well damn, I only want my abortions performed in buildings with wide doorways. They just feel so much healthier that way.

silly supreme court

Why are Conservatives in the US so obsessed with women’s bodies? It’s creepy and makes the country look like a backwards middle-eastern theocracy.

This is incredibly moving. It may have taken six years, but this week I got the POTUS I voted for. Love him & his Out of Fucks to Give 2015 tour.

When you give rights to the minority, you take rights away from the majority—-simple logic.

Are you kidding it? I’m LOVING it. Fox News comments right now are more fun pages full of captioned cats. Look at some of these gems!

Writing for the majority, Justice Roberts said, “Holy shit, this whole lawsuit was so fucking stupid.”

Matt - you sexy muthfucka. Get in here with your foxy, feminist ass.