I cannot star this enough.

i'd bang him like a screen door till next monday

all i can think is...

Still would.

Amber Rose fucking gets me.

A.k.a., "Eau de Deadspin:"

No it is not funny.

Me too! Why is everyone so upset that it isn't a certain shade of blonde? It's just hair, maybe she didn't want the same shade of blonde as everyone else? Who made everyone the blonde police?

I LOVE KITCHEN SAFE!!

I DO NOT miss Shark Tank. EVER.

I love shark tank and would support any and all stories maybe ranking or discussing shark tank judges.

Wow, McKinnon. That is one perfect uncomfortable stare in that first clip.

also, this is how one of my friends envisions herjavec hitting the town

Scientifically: 4 if you're single; 6 with a partner; >adults+kids+2 with a family; 12 if you have a farm. +1 to any minimum if the average winter temperature where you live is below freezing.

"You can watch the full speech here."

I simply cannot wait for the day when, demographically speaking, no matter how fired up the conservative evangelical base gets, they can't muster the numbers to push this sort of vile excrescence into the political limelight.

Make sure you carry your Bible with ya and your woman.

Well played.