Obviously Damon got a gander at it numerous times last night while I was sandwiched in between them in my dreams. PS, The Porn Identity. Good Willy Hunting. We Bought A Zoo And Had Sex With Matt Damon. OKAY, I'm done.

They can try and rep all they want but those dudes are from Cambridge. Not Boston.

Unless your mom is Geena Davis. Geena Davis just put the wine on a really high shelf where you can't see it, because she's looking out for your health.

when there isn't any wine left it's child abuse (fact)

are you me

ugh i get super mad when my mom doesn't know something i need to know LIKE WHAT IS THE POINT OF YOU (which i will say to her)

i wasn't sure it was her since i am used to her in full made up face/know her best from her older films, and the second she was gone i called my mom and was like MOM IS GEENA DAVIS SUPER TALL.

Wins an Academy Award, then several years later she qualifies for the semi-finals of the tryouts for the U.S. Olympic Archery Team. Intelligent, articulate and funny. Huge respect for this multi-talented woman.

THIS IS A FUCKING EXCELLENT DIRTBAG EVERYTHING IMPORTANT IS IN IT I AM SO EXCITE ABOUT HARRY I AM IN A CONSTANT STATE OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN TAYLOR IS AMAZING AND THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS JTIMB'S HAIR IN THAT PICTURE

If I had been on that train with her I would have asked if she took requests just to get her to perform this. That woman can sing her ass off! I keep hoping they have her sing on OITNB

Every morning ReRhiannon wakes up to find that someone has pissied in her cornflakes. Don't be too hard on her, it's not an easy life she's living. :(

That's not particularly unusual either though, and I'm saying this as someone who thinks the first anecdote is extremely questionable. Siblings have only started having separate beds for the past couple of generations, and for many even that is stretching it. I really don't like Dunham, but masturbating next to a…

I've been waiting for this!

How old was she when she did that? Masturbation is sensual not sexual to kids. Unless she was a teenager masturbating to the point of orgasm, it's not a sexual issue. Even then, unless her sister was someway involved, I don't think that behavior crosses some terrible, uncrossable line. Is it weird, especially from an…

Anyone who denies that they have some similar kind of story involving body exploration as a child is a fucking LIAR. It's SO common for children to do stuff like this.

Incredulous is the only word I can come up with for this allegation.

I honestly was never sexually attracted to him until this exact gif set. I like a man's sexuality to be as fluid as my orgasms.

In fairness, most girls would avoid a scrum of humanity like that. I have to say, I've never seen Russel Brand be anything but kind and respectful to women. I think he genuinely likes women and sees them as people, much more than a lot of men.