Cheddar and swiss don’t have lactose????

Bingo. I've slept walked as well, but only when i was WASsssTTEDDD. I have a similar story. I was a freshman in college and after one particularly crazy night I came home to my dorm room and though I don't remember doing this at all, I did manage to change into pajamas, which consisted of a sports bra and boy shorts…

it’s because they’re lactose-intolerant and therefore horribly grumpy, un-fun and hard to date

LEAVE THE DOG.

Look, I know we hate Zach Braff. But if J.D. and Turk wanted to come to my wedding? YES. Yes. Please make me pizza and please come to my wedding!!!!! Elliott too!!! and Carla!!

Dunno. Does anyone else think he looks oddly like that face doesn’t belong on that body??? like maybe he had work done. Like WHAT IF he hates his molester dad so much he went and got a new face and accidentally got Frank Sinatra’s face and was like whoops.

Yes thats the only thing that makes me eye-roll here. She’s right that ppl need to STFU about her body—whether she does have a true ED, she’s naturally thin or there’s some other thing going on its no one’s busines. But it does seem ... off

not saying I know anything about her life, her cancer and what medications she's on. But it seems like she's talking about tamoxifen, which if anything is supposed to make you gain weight because it puts u in early menopause??? what drugs make you unable to gain like that?

Exactly. New York is wonderful for rich people. They get to chill in their expansive high-rise apartments looking down on all of us chucklefucks zooming to the subway to our monotonous jobs and tiny-ass apartments.

So owls don't have buttholes?

wait. owls don't poop? you mean.... like ever?

THIS. why didn't i go to art school and be a photographer? why?

Interesting, thank you!!!

Like what? Not that I think you're wrong or anything, I'm just really curious. What on earth could a flight attendant do in the event that a plane is going down?

if i could switch lives with anyone, I would choose Majesty. to have an Aunt Rihanna, my gawwdddddd. Not that I don't love my actual crazy aunts, but to grow up with Aunt Rihanna would be otherworldy

especially if he smells like armpit funk and patchouli, imo

Thing is... Even when Ms. Banks is saying something true, i just don't see what her attitude accomplishes. this country was built on the backs of black people and built around white supremacy. So true. So uncomfortable. Something I think we all need to accept. But how does following that statement with "I hate fat,…

I AM SO EXCITED ABOUT THIS

Yes.

Same here. like every time i look at her face i know it's different but i can't figure out WHAT EXACTLY is different about it?? is it the chin?