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I think her profession is "urban model"

God, I just fucking hate hearing these top-level editors talk about their "visions" for these magazines. Allllllllllll of these magazines are the same; they are all doing literally the same thing. And ALLLLLLLL of them are about "you" "the reader" because apparently all women are completely self-indulgent assholes

No. This cannot be happening. They were so happy. I am so sad.

Ahem, Fox News, there are those of who prefer nothing pizzas.

I agree wholeheartedly with everything Callie said... so only thought I can offer: Wtf kind of fraternity name is Triangle? I thought the whole point was greek letters and uh, isn't the triangle, Delta???

You didn't even spell her name right. And have you heard her sing? Have you seen her dance? Your snobbery is just un-fun and annoying.

It's Beyoncé

I dunno... I'm going to call bullshit on this one. this honestly sounds like someone watched a porno and thought it was real.

Man, wtf. When I was a sorority pledge, we got candy and presents to make sure we stayed/made friends/gave the awkwardness enough time to subside. I don't understand why anyone would even put up with being hazed?? I really don't. If it weren't for endless Hershey's kisses and handpainted picture frames with my

....adding to my potential baby names list

I will buy Kendall Jenner's album if, AND ONLY IF, it's a rock opera based on the characters from her and Kylie's book. Dreams, I got em.

Yeah, once you disrupt your microbiome it takes a long fucking time to get it back to normal if you even can. I'd talk to a doc about probiotics, and eat a ton of fiber. Still might not go back to normal, but I think there are things you can do to encourage the growth of whatever species of bacteria it is that can

Good you're on it!!! I hope you're absorbing at least half of that, and feeling great.

yes i have also heard of this... ( i write about health stuff) do you have vitamin D issues? People without gall bladders have trouble absorbing D via diet, and its really important for like your bones and all this other stuff.... so get some sun!!! unless you have a history of skin cancer, then you need a super

Mussolini just stole my heart <3 <3 <3 <3 NOW THATS HOW YOU MAKE A SCENE OKAY

y'all should check out Dr. Robynne Chutkan... she has a good book called Gut Bliss. I've interviewed her multiple times and I just think she's amazing and has great advice. She would say fuck that doctor you should be able to poop. YOU HAVE A RIGHT TO A HEALTHY BOWEL. anyway heres her web site.

Ah, now I see....that's why you're such a delight. Constipated people are so unpleasant. And most Americans ARE constipated. Too many cheeseburgers, too few salads.

why'd you toss the bra though?

So did you have food poisoning? Basically the same story happened to my bestie in Mexico, on a bus. She spent the entire hourslong bus ride to Ecuador in the disgusting bus bathroom vomitting. The entire bus smelled like shit and vomit, according to my other friend who she was traveling with. She started

EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.