I have so many mixed feelings about the fact that Phyllis and Freddie got back together. I mean even as a kid, I really wanted her to end up with the CPR instructor.

so disgusting I can't help but LOL at this batshit woman. Curious what happened that made her so mad? Obviously unjustifiable, but was it a fender bender?? it's weird that he's even filming her. I guess there must have been some minor bump and they pulled over to exchange insurance info, and THEN he started filming…

Punishing pedophiles after the fact just isn't enough... We all agree these people are sick. We MUST help them, while we continue to punish the people who've actually offended, of course. But it is so clear that if we help those who want it, we can help probably thousands of others by preventing abuse. We need to find…

This is the most Jezebel-y thing to ever happen. I love you gals, I really do. I hope your bosses get their shit together asap. There has to be a way to end this...I'm so sorry you're all having to look at this fuckface's posts, but as a reader I'm so thankful you're doing something about it!

As someone who finds Reddit to be the most annoying website to navigate on earth... I just want to say: Mark... even if your entire job was to troll Reddit for the good stuff, I'd still read you and I don't think it's lazy. It's a real service that I don't have to actually go to Reddit to look for these things myself…

"Ideally, you.... like the tone, expression and vibe, and more importantly, believe you can edit, curate and write to it."

but it better be a certifiable bjillion

I mean, IF he's really going to give a bjillion "Baby Baby Baby OHHH" dollars to Malala, then I approve.

Bette Midler's best work

No, I just mean it's part of the package. If it was cartoon-y in a non racist caricature way the watermelon would be fine. But I think the watermelon has to be part of the package in criticism of it because all the other stuff is so obviously racist.

Just took a look at Dlisted... JB REALLY needs to work on his posture. Not to be too concerned about his health. But he is so hunched the fuck over. And this forward-head shit is really going to catch up to him once he hits about 25. :

You didn't include the best part of the Bey/Jay news.... Gloria Carter's restaurant is named: Diamondz N Da Ruff

Dang, chill... this is a blog not the New York Times.

Yup, do not give any fucks if Google wants to check my email or ANYONE'S email for child porn. Go on ahead. I'm glad they look for it and I'm glad they caught this fucker. This is fine by me.

brb tweeting to her now

But if it was the watermelon all by itself that'd make sense and it wouldn't be offensive to include it! I think it's the watermelon in context with all the other "it's fun to act black" caricatures in there. It'd be fine if this was cartoonish in a summery/general way.

I dunno. The cornrows, the THOT reference, the peace sign, the nails, even that pony tail...Maybe the watermelon is truly an accident... and i really think Katy Perry doesn't do this shit with malice. But that watermelon, omg.

What! No, absolutely we cannot excuse the watermelon.

The Smith's man, they're on some next level shit. My gym always writes these silly inspirational quotes on this whiteboard for when you walk in... and Tuesday's was: "Fear is a product of the thoughts you create. Danger is real, but fear is a choice." —Will Smith

I think Gaga's dog is a girl.