What? <i>Sesame Street</i> lost.
EamonToPlease
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It is. I wonder how Moose Kung Fu hangs toilet paper (for the record, overhand is correct).
*discreetly
My strategy of never talking to anyone but the bartender has served me flawlessly.
Eddie was the character. Moose and Enzo were the actors.
Why is this here? It went viral over a decade ago.
Lucky you, you get to hear “Follow Your Arrow” for the first time.
When I worked in a record store, customer butcherings of artist names became those artists’ names for me. So Kacey Musgraves is now Cassie Muskrat, Maroon 5 is now Moron 5, and Corinne Bailey Rae is now Corrina Ballerina.
YouTube will auto-generate captions unless the uploader elects to submit them. In the case of SNL, the captions are clearly by a person working by ear, as opposed to a computer working by “ear” or a person working with the script.
1. “Bartender, give me one more sloe fin jizz. That’s grenadine and caviar” is a hilarious line the YouTube captioner mangled, because the YouTube captioner is not given the script.
The blender failed to turn on, hence Schumer’s ad-lib “The Lord doesn’t always work, and that’s fine.”
Besides, in a later episode Kimmy straight-up calls him a rapist.
Is your girlfriend Nancy Cartesian?
*ashtray
Were we watching the same movie? Her acting in the eulogy scene is great.
In what universe is Meghan Trainor forgotten?
These things never work for me. Phosphenes, Magic Eye, that “floating hot dog” thing—all scams as far as I’m concerned.
“You look British” is not a one-liner. For fuck’s sake.
The guy rapping on the Ed Sheeran song, “Shape of You,” is Ed Sheeran.