What the fuck is doot doot?

“Mano a mano” means “hand to hand,” not “man to man.”

*loath

I've known this for years.

*desiccated

Sure you can.

I don't like the taste. Trust.

Your "ten smallest" list numbers eleven.

That's Beck Bennett, the guy from AT&T's "It's not complicated" ads.

Weird. I'm a my-shoes man.

Smegma is not an expletive.

I'm in the minority on nine of the sixteen on which I voted. Bugger.

Nice username.

No hard feelings.

Natch.

What a non sequitur.

But... but... blue balls is real.

She was six when the film was shot.

I didn't.

How is this satirical or self-critical?