Can they put out an App that is just the Title Screen from Mario 64? I want to unreasonably stretch Mario’s face all over my phone. Then use those as my stickers for conversations.

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Obviously you haven’t tried porn on it...

Obviously you haven’t tried porn on it...

No, quickplay is for folks who don’t want to play competitive.
Maybe you go there to troll, but some folks stay there because they don’t want the stress of playing for competitive points.

It’s cute how people seem to think that Zelda has a timeline.

My favorite part is that Lex made nifty cool logos for each Meta-Human.

It’s not.

This game seems like it would be fun for those of you who like trying different ways of killing your targets and escaping. For those of us who like the stealth and assassination gameplay, but care more about story and progression, Hitman is so lacking. I don’t really care to try killing someone in 50 different ways. I…

Nah, watch dogs 2

I don’t see stunning, I see dated graphics with purple and green. The Witcher was stunning, WoW hasn’t been in ages.

They should hire David Hayter ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Something need doing?

Or you just buy it with windows and you have a $400 machine you can use to play some hugely popular games (MOBAS, Many MMO’s, Counterstrike probably).

Yes. Praise for Logitech’s support/warranty. I had a kind of noisy key on my G13 game keypad. I just emailed them to ask how I can make it more quiet and they sent me a brand new one, let me keep the old one. Same thing with the hard mouse pad and they sent me free mouse feet for my G700s. Everything I have is…

Listen to the audio tapes while traversing the desert helps a lot.

Can someone please explain why my PS4 controller MUST be plugged into a PS4 or a PC in order to charge? Why in god’s name can’t I use one of the dozens of USB wall chargers I have around the house?

Yes! We’re all organisming right now! You, me, everyone in the world is organisming! Our cells are organisms that make up structures like our hearts, lungs, our bones, and our skin! Every moment of our precious lives were organisming until we can organism no more!

Umm, I think that’s illegal in most parts of the U.S.

The internet never forgets

Sounds like Barney Stinson’s version of the movie.