Came here to make a joke about drinking too many Porters...then I seen it-

thats how it usually happens in my fanfic.

Piper’s, too. Fortunately, they’re far enough down that they avoid most of the asswipes.

Bennett was a big dude, very stout.

And we all know stout kicks the ass of a shitty Porter every time.

Pay him with the tacos.

Also, Prescott would not have been playing behind one of the best O-Lines in football and handing the ball off to the rookie of the year (also related to that Offensive line) in San Francisco.

Oh yeah? Well...I still use a Flame Body Talonflame to hatch eggs. Gone but not forgotten.

2007-2010 had underpowered brakes, resulting in brake pad replacement/warped rotors every 20K miles. They’ve always had the world’s cheapest plastic interiors.

How coincidental, Triple H will be our bond rating after the Trump Presidency.

They’ve already shown a willingness to pirate/steal. There’s not much point about worrying over lost sales from people who may very well have just pirated the new stuff anyway.

They absolutely do not; refusing to vote is not a statement in any active sense of the term--it is passive acceptance of decisions that others will make for the silent person.

To abstain from voting and then whine about the result is the very epitome of entitled, privileged bullshit. “I don’t like the game, so I’m not…