Kill you old school! The way Steve Van Buren would have.

When you’re in philly, D-cells Cheez-whizz past your head.

It was really hot today. Sweaty jerseys are to be expected.

Not a sourpuss in the entire bunch. You’d think at least one person would sound off on ESPN. Guess that’s just being professional.

As much as the thought of Gruden crying into an overstuffed submarine sandwich as a pink slip sits forlornly on the broken card table that serves as his desk fills me with joy, people really really seem to like that chucklefuck. I guess the Tampa 2 still carries a lot of sway with idiots.

The Snack guy is too good for some McD’s? Get off your high horse and enjoys some medium quality lint burgers.

Get Fuzzy is criminally underrated. But yeah, Calvin and Hobbes is the best comic ever to grace the funnie pages

Sorry Nate. I was going to say that your time in BotW is spent preparing for the climactic final confrontation with Ganon. That every step you take is another to ensure what occuref 100 years ago doesn’t happen again. But after reading the article, I can firmly say that you are no elven Batman, You’re elven Jerry…

Dead Thunder is a pretty decent band name.

*Patriots’ Twitter right now* “So...does this mean he won’t be playing again?”

The crowd is always part of the program, whether they know it or not. Everything you can see on tv, from the talent, to the refs, to the at-ring security, is all part of the show.

Laat time I checked, littering does not give a person the right to throttle someone.

It didn’t help that Star Trek Beyond LOOKED like low budget horseshit in the trailers. I wasn’t excited at all to see it, but my wife’s a big trekkie. Movie was fine, but damn did the marketing kill any chance for momentum.

I was pretty into Spider-Man when I was a kiddo. I was staying at a friend’s house one weekend while my mom went out of town and as part of my supplies for the weekend, I brought a few Spidey comics. My friend’s dad noticed me reading them and offered to show me his old comic collection. He had boxes of Spider-Man…

Too many balls would be in the air. Some very deserving talent would be lost in the shuffle.

Maybe they are working a confidence angle. Have her lay down for a bunch of opponents to lose her heel swagger, only to turn her face as she eventually regains on her own.

SD has been better than RAW for a long while now.

Nia Jax is just as, if not more, dangerous then Sasha Banks. She’s sloppy, she’s slow and she’s incredibly limited in her ring skills. (And mic skills)

Call me a shameless homer is you’d like but this sequence had it all for me. Legitimately my favorite moment in sport’s history and maybe Merrill Reese’s as well. Still get chills to this day

Ric just want his 16 shots at once. You can’t fault the man for being practical.