“ye gods”

I will always remember the countless excuses and sad cry faces from Skip Bayless.

It’s only April 3rd. I’d consult your nearest Browns fan for tips on long term face-bag maintenance.

Good call Mike. Fuck the Marlins and their fair-weather fans who wouldn’t show up to that park on free cocaine and lap dance night. You know what? Just fuck Florida in general.

Raise the Jolly Rodger!

Maybe he’s never seen anything DC related besided the movies. Even so...it’s pretty obvious

Cyborg looks like he’sstraight out of a PS2

We must have seen different trailers, because the one I watched looked like the same old poop WB’s has been pumping out for a while now. Truly bad CGI, terrible color palette, reused shots from previous movies (WW deserves more then the same shield block in front of a few dudes shot that happened in BvS). Affleck…

I agree. It was the epic trailer music for Breath of the Wild that sold me on buying a Switch day one to play this game. I love the game, but I do miss the lack of epic score.

I’ve been playing nothing but BotW since it’s launch and it’s a fantastic game to loose yourself in. However, if I could change one aspect about the design, it would be how Nintendo integrated the music. Don’t get me wrong, the haunting minimalist approach is stirring and when the music does kick in (hyrule castle,…

I didn’t see anybody threatening to rape management.

I really wish there was some way to deny these goatfucks a way to access to the game. It’s fine to criticize that really dopey animations, but to express this disappointment in this repugnant way should really earn you a one-way ticket not to enjoy what otherwise looks like a fine game. In a perfect world, I suppose.

Dan is a giant, lanky teddy bear made of sweetness, love, and dick jokes

Man, this is really a shame. Jon’s been one of the few people on Youtube who can consistently coax laughs out of me. I would like to try and separate the art from the man, but seeing how I haven’t eaten at Chick-fil-a in several years due to political differences, continuing to support Jon’s work smacks of hypocrisy…

Absolutely yes, the weapon durability system is way way too strict. It’s one of a host of problems BotW has. Durability sucks, the lack of and poor quality of the dungeons sucks, The fucking rain sucks. But despite these drawback, BotW is still the one of the best games I’ve played in years, redifined how to do an…

That invoked a very fun mental image. I’m giggling softly to myself.

*Smol non-story spoilers*

The Guardian shield perfect parry has allowed me to down way more guardians then I should have been at this point in the game. With good timing, it’s an “I win” button.

Or take the U.S. foreign policy approach and just bomb the shit out of them.

40 shrines if you ignore stamina upgrades. It’s really not that bad if you are committed to it.