“you couldn’t be more wrong about this ... in Canada there were zero nazi flags and 1-2 confederate flags.”

What is your complaint here? We are too informed?

Perhaps you should start your own auto blog and not post about bad, car-related bills.

Wait for the first shipment of AI controlled self-driving cars to be in a ship that has a fire - crowding the freight elevators in a desperate attempt to escape, smashing against the closed cargo doors, loud horns honking plaintively and then fading as their speaker surrounds melt and then the cones burn, silencing…

When I was in my early 20s, (1989 or so) a friend of mine had gone to Germany for a few years to work for McKinsey...and moved back rather suddenly. “Hey, Im coming back. I’ll call you when I get to Chicago. It’ll be a few weeks...” 

the only valid extended warranty was the CarMax one and daddy doug ruined it for the rest of us

These are US Senators.  Gerrymandering doesn’t impact their elections.

Senate seats can’t be gerrymandered.

Germans: Ok, so Hitler was just like the worst thing we ever did. Not only do we take full responsibility for him, we’ll make ANYTHING promoting him illegal, our children will be taught EXACTLY how horrible he was, and we will make all of his atrocities into museums so that no one ever forgets.

Ah yes, those wholesome, God-fearing American companies would never— What’s that? Henry Ford published 4 volumes called “The International Jew: The World’s Problem”? And Hitler had Ford’s portrait in his office? And Ford Germany gave Hitler 35,000 marks as a little 50th birthday present in 1939? Oops. Oh there’s…

Hate to break it to ya about ol’ Henry...

So we’re supposed to “grow up” to get past David and Jason leaving, but tell me, what level of maturity do we need to get past this roadblock bullshit? It’s hard to read the article when you can’t even fucking see it.

Alice’s Adventures Through the Windshield is a personal favorite of mine.

Obligatory:

Just find a way to make a current Honda more like this one.

Do you not understand the stark difference.

for your treks through Siberia or Minnesota

I’m sure these were just anti-government militia members who got triggered by the word Fed. Nothing racist going on here, no sir...

Dear Jalopnik, please stop calling our provinces ‘providences’ this is the second time this week! We are not Rhode Island!!!!!

“on the lamb”