I would have loved to have plaid seats, but I wanted a sunroof more. But at least I have the shift knob.

I spent the first 18 years of my life trying to get out of Kenosha (successfully). You’re going there voluntarily?

It was last December anyway, which is when I make the annual pilgrimage. Menu hasn’t changed in 30 years.

Will probably get fired for attempting to intervene in a dangerous situation.

V1 and VX are also nicht gut.

You laugh, but there’s nothing worse than a *partially* synchronized transmission.

Is most glorious video. 

I didn’t realize the rustling of my hair was due to the comment going over my head.

US federal law doesn’t cover Jamaica.

You might want to consider an upcharge for enabling the power sliding doors.

+1 recording in Dobly.

*Looks out window.” Yep, three here in Akron.

Minnesotans, even the self-imagined cool and worldly people in Minneapolis, only want to hang out with the people they’ve known since elementary school. Minnesotans don’t have the processing capacity to make new friendships after the age of 12.

Explosively.

Unfortunately, due to a poorly drawn sketch with inaccurate notations on it, the latest SUV came out at 1/12 scale.

Which is why Nissan went after Mr. Nissan the computer guy.

Those DProd CRX and Civic Sis were crazy to watch.

Mooooo

Of course not - they were out of power.

My parents had one. Vapor lock was a frequent issue I’ve been told.