I went to college in Minnesota, which is why I hate the Vikings more. Plus it’s hard for me to hate the Bears these days. They’ve generally been fairly classy since Ditka left, unlike the Vikings.

My GTI came with both a cargo net and their cargo containment system. They don’t work very well together.

OK, I’ll ask: They all have Kappa stickers on their car. What does Kappa do, manufacture tacky mudflaps or something? I’d Google it, but I’m at work.

My wife, generally a Honda fan, thinks the Pilot is too boring for words. And she’s driving an Odyssey.

I would’ve tried to take out the Vikings fan next to him.

It was a quick fix, if not altogether necessary. I keep waiting for the pads to go before I change the warped rotors but these are the longest last damn pads I’ve ever seen. 89k miles and counting.

In retrospect, that comment sounded better in my brain than in print.

Hey now, that’s my daughter’s name. She’s very efficient.

That would be a skullet.

“I see your LT5 and counter with . . .”

My dad had an ‘88 silver Turbo II. This brings back a lot of memories: the behind-the-seat storage wells filling up with water, the loose rear spoiler, the occasional clouds of blue smoke when it started, the ridiculous turbo lag. It was an incredibly fun and cool car for a teenager to have access to, but also pretty…

Toyota is carrying on the tradition, especially if you get the base model.

Did you grow up in Kenosha too?

That’s Good.

Next you’re going to tell me you’re not driving around with an empty roof rack basket.

And my van, the Anal Odyssey.

Those of us who are new to the club didn’t know that was a thing. I also had no idea my car was going to be so popular with guys who work drive thru windows.

Based on the colors, I’d say some Buckeye fan is trolling the locals.

But they’re keeping Lancia?

I watched the old guys in the Corvette Club and the LED enthusiasts of the Jeep Club in the local Memorial Day parade. Not seen: anything older than a C5 and definitely no military Jeeps.