cant wait for this bot to kill me

Holy shit... Normally when I read news involving someone so obviously mentally-ill, my first instinct is to hope they get the help they clearly need... But nah, fuck that guy. Do you know what arcade CRTs cost?!

“No airbags. We die like men.”

The biggest obstacle to the console-free future in the US remains the same now as it did 10 years ago, which is that the internet infrastructure is complete shit. Considering there do not appear to be any particularly large changes coming in the next 10-20 years, we’re going to be in the exact same place we are now,…

Keep voting Republican, morons. They’ll lead you to the grave.

As someone who once wanted to rename myself Miles as a kid in honor of Tails, let me add:

It has Jim Carrey in full 1994 ham as Robotnik introducing Knuckles as voiced by Idris Elba

I’ll admit it.

There are two things to consider with this:

Careful, dont trigger Isabelle’s PTSD

So its, “So long, Gary Bowser?”

Home run photoshop right here

Also makes him look like a formidable runningback.

Having played soccer as an 8-year-old boy, I can verify that I would have considered it a dumb comment and immediately ignored it.

Pay no mind to the idiot in the grey who can’t even type out a full, cogent sentence (or even use punctuation).

I think it’s an equally dumb thing to say to a boy in this context.

Sony certainly brought the big guns out today, now if only regular folks could actually buy a PS5. 

I mean, it’s called Colors. Maybe they wanted to throw as many as they could at the screen in the re-master? Maybe it’s a feature instead of a bug!? Some folks are simply too spoiled in this gaming age.

So you’re saying I get to play as Sonic oscillating between a iridescent fractal obscenity and a 2d sqashed pog? This is starting to sound like a feature.