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This type of casting isn’t new. Cleveland Brown from the Family Guy and Cleveland Show cartoons is voiced by Mike Henry. I’m actually surprised no one brought this up.

Mr. Nakamura, it’s truly an honor to be able to ask you a question on Jalopnik.

DUDE. I was coming here to post the exact same thing. This just doesn’t work. It’s like the designer wanted to fuse Audi, Jaguar, and Chrysler; slap a badge on it and call it a day.

I didn’t even want to show this product, let alone be here. They threatened to fire me if I didn’t, so I had no choice.

That is so unpleasing... I’m frustrated looking at it, thinking that SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE THERE.

“I chime in with a ‘haven’t you people ever—’”

Maybe those virgins should avoid men who’ve slept with women. See how many of those purity-loving MRA’s are left. Oh wait, there won’t be any. Lol.

Michael - because he pulled this entry out of his ass

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. That is so awesome!! To see the artist and their masterpiece? !!! *dies from sheer excitement despite not actually being there*

Plot twist: Rashid works for Frieza.

“Well alright, alright, alright; but the balls are inert.”

It’s no consolation (Sorry, not sorry harmageddon, you were asking for that) and I really can’t relate entirely, but I’m a macrophile (giantesses, pretty much) and honestly, women taller than me (5’9”) intimidate me *initially*. But I don’t like to really fantasize about women I talk to that way. It’s... ...it’s just

I’m a guy who constantly misreads signals (but NEVER to get down). My problem is lust (and social awkwardness, mostly). I find someone that “likes” me and I like them back. A lot. Only I read waaaaaaaaay too deep into things and usually end up rejected (and righteously so). So, I try to just make it through each day

Anyone from Maryland.

Redactacular!!

You think the 80’s are hot? I’m in Yellowstone and I’ve got Californians from all over (sans Bay Area-folk) telling me that they’re coming to beat the 100+ degree heat.

Edit: Noted that you've already noticed, Jason. Carry on, good sir!

Methinks you typed too fast there. Turismo*

It’s a tad rough, but here!

Pretty sure that’s a lamb—bloody hell? I could’ve swore I was on Jalopnik earlier...