Maybe those virgins should avoid men who’ve slept with women. See how many of those purity-loving MRA’s are left. Oh wait, there won’t be any. Lol.

Michael - because he pulled this entry out of his ass

Oh my god. Oh my fucking god. That is so awesome!! To see the artist and their masterpiece? !!! *dies from sheer excitement despite not actually being there*

Plot twist: Rashid works for Frieza.

“Well alright, alright, alright; but the balls are inert.”

It’s no consolation (Sorry, not sorry harmageddon, you were asking for that) and I really can’t relate entirely, but I’m a macrophile (giantesses, pretty much) and honestly, women taller than me (5’9”) intimidate me *initially*. But I don’t like to really fantasize about women I talk to that way. It’s... ...it’s just…

I’m a guy who constantly misreads signals (but NEVER to get down). My problem is lust (and social awkwardness, mostly). I find someone that “likes” me and I like them back. A lot. Only I read waaaaaaaaay too deep into things and usually end up rejected (and righteously so). So, I try to just make it through each day…

Anyone from Maryland.

Redactacular!!

Edit: Noted that you've already noticed, Jason. Carry on, good sir!

Methinks you typed too fast there. Turismo*

It’s a tad rough, but here!

Pretty sure that’s a lamb—bloody hell? I could’ve swore I was on Jalopnik earlier...

Anything starting with Mangusta and ending with Qvale.

dat batstache doe

This was from that "Extended Look" promo for Iron Man 3, lol.

Totally misread the Facebook post linking to this article as the player being able to pull out 100 pikmin in a game.

Hey, no judging here! I'm all for Glennondorf.

Is... ...is that Glenn Close as Gannon?

Son?