This demands a video.

Mmm, yes. Exquisite fire alarm...

The production BMW i8 has optional laser highbeams.

"Approved"

"Take that, Prius owners!"

Two wheels good. None of the bullshit. None of the distracted driving. All of the sensation. All of the performance.

Nope.Nope.Nope. I will drive actual MECHANICAL cars till the day I die.

If my car did that, I would probably break all the windows and set it on fire. Maybe we just solved the mystery of all those burning Teslas. Someone check their windows.

It's already happening to tesla owners.

How long before you get in your car in the morning, and the engine refuses to start until it finishes downloading and installing 7 updates?

But we've had to choose between two competing operating systems for years.
Manual or automatic. What's new?

This is just the beginning. Soon the major OS developers will start adding features much more impressive than just simple phone compatibility. Your car will recognize your face, it will be able to tell if you've left your child or pet in the rear seat and notify you, it will be voice controlled, know when you are too…

But, the test mules will undoubtedly have fasteners visible. How will you deal with that?

Couldn't find a less disgusting picture of a Miata to use?

Over/under bets on how quickly US owners post an online tutorial on how to strip out all of the US-regulatory bullshit?

This is the sound you're looking for!

You have to see, Alfa is a lot like Aston Martin. Performance is important but character is the utmost standard for these cars. It won't perform as well as it's counterparts, but it honstly won't matter. It's an Alfa, dare i have to say more?

Oh Alfa don't ever stop being you.

When I read the headline, I was assuming one engine at the front and one at the back. Stacked engines! Sounds like that idea came to fruition after a 12 pack of Brazilian beer. Wish I could've seen it go. Look at that thing in the corner! That really must've pissed off the other drivers.

Let me go over the specs quickly, ok?