And for accuracy:

Given the size of this car, I can only assume it exists because the owner bought it, drove it home and promptly misplaced it. He was cleaning out the garage last week, and found it behind some U-Haul boxes and was like “Oh yeah, I did buy a bottom-of-the-line plan-Jane Chevy Metro with unpainted bumpers! All those…

This is the car equivalent of a new-in-box eMachines Celeron 266. I mean, it’s retro, rare and mint - but... why?

Driving a technically illegal vehicle on the street is like a car guy rite of passage. 

come on man, be cool

Wife: (obvious disgust in voice) Eight.

I don’t get the contemporary hate for the SC. Sure, it was terrible value new, but now, they’re a cheap, V8, RWD convertible Toyota. That sounds better than a Solara to me.

Amusing that he thinks his parents’ net worth of $2mil is a flex.

his parents are worth $2 million

Chevy Spark.......... WHO BUYS THESE?!?

Does all of Mitsubishi count?

You clearly know nothing about Tesla, and no wonder you can’t get your $35k Model 3.

I’m just hoping the hybrid doesn’t become Ford’s version of the $35k Model 3, where it technically exists but you have to call some random guy, whisper a secret passcode, and summon Cthulu using Middle English to actually get hold of one. 

If he would have just complied...

Gotta use the chocks. For safety.

Don’t tell my wife this...I’m using the markups as an excuse for us not to get a Telluride until next year. :p Besides, her current SUV (Sorento) runs just fine, can’t justify trading in for one unless that trade-in is higher due to the current market.

Hi...shameless plug here but I have dealer contacts that will order Tellurides to spec and sell them at MSRP 

She told police she’s been going through some “trials and tribulations”

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

I cannot remember a time where I forgot/did not know/was unaware what gear I was in.