Gotta use the chocks. For safety.

Don’t tell my wife this...I’m using the markups as an excuse for us not to get a Telluride until next year. :p Besides, her current SUV (Sorento) runs just fine, can’t justify trading in for one unless that trade-in is higher due to the current market.

Hi...shameless plug here but I have dealer contacts that will order Tellurides to spec and sell them at MSRP 

She told police she’s been going through some “trials and tribulations”

Religion is seriously a poison on humanity.

I cannot remember a time where I forgot/did not know/was unaware what gear I was in.

God can take the wheel, so long as the state has her keys.

You’d be raging because your neighbor has... cars and parks them nearby? On their own property? Behind a fence?

What control do you have over what someone else does on their private property? 

Why is it any business of yours? If you don’t want to see neighbor’s stuff, you should buy 40 acres way out in the country.

I think you just had a cheap/shitty showerhead. For $50-$100 you can get a very nice low flow head that performs well

Popped collar. Neckbeard. Lack of tangible eyebrows. Bond villain glasses.

Tens of dollars of product were lost.

That’s lo, mein

I’m pretty sure Koenigsegg has sold less than 1000 cars in it’s entire existence...

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.  

Checked my local dealer. Exact same lunar rock TRD pro for MSRP. That’s good to know they aren’t one of the sleazy ones.

But that’s servicable:

The Lotus Elise’s front clamshell. Essentially, all of the bodywork fore the A-pillar is one big piece. A crack in that clamshell can total the entire vehicle. It is difficult to remove, expensive to paint, and incredibly labor intensive to re-install. R&T ran a story in 2018 about a guy who bought one with a salvage…

David, by your count how many write-ups DO you owe us right now? This is what we come here for and although I know you’re having great wrenching adventures, it feels like only a small number are published. Only 1/2 of your Krassler road trip was covered...  I haven’t seen much on the Seattle trip... and I’m sure there…