Tens of dollars of product were lost.

That’s lo, mein

I’m pretty sure Koenigsegg has sold less than 1000 cars in it’s entire existence...

Don’t worry, they’ll get you on the undercoating.  

Checked my local dealer. Exact same lunar rock TRD pro for MSRP. That’s good to know they aren’t one of the sleazy ones.

But that’s servicable:

The Lotus Elise’s front clamshell. Essentially, all of the bodywork fore the A-pillar is one big piece. A crack in that clamshell can total the entire vehicle. It is difficult to remove, expensive to paint, and incredibly labor intensive to re-install. R&T ran a story in 2018 about a guy who bought one with a salvage…

VAG’s check engine light

A little poop came out.

How is this janky? This fix is less likely to break than the original design.

Here here!

Seriously - I think it is his articles that have kept me hear!

David, your passion and enthusiasm is easy to see in your writing and keeps me coming back to jalopnik.

Unfortunately, everyone else who shares the road gets to be a beta tester too, whether they want to be or not. You thought you were driving to work, but you are really providing system inputs to see if the Tesla will react properly or not. Just have to hope your test inputs don’t “crash the system” - you might not be…

You should probably change storage to packing in the title. You know people are going to read the title and just scroll straight down to the comments to suggest fuel stabilizer and a trickle charger.

David, by your count how many write-ups DO you owe us right now? This is what we come here for and although I know you’re having great wrenching adventures, it feels like only a small number are published. Only 1/2 of your Krassler road trip was covered...  I haven’t seen much on the Seattle trip... and I’m sure there…

I kid you not, those stickers are all for show and for locations to make it seem for corporate as if “The cars are cleaned and sealed until customers break the seal”. I rented with Hertz at the beginning of the year. Me and the associate there did the walk around inspection to check for damage. The guy literally took…

About as well as gun control. 

audible warnings

I remember learning about the cotton gin just fine without having to actually clean cotton myself.