Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

One of the first things my parents ever taught me: NEVER mistreat people who handle your food.

These are the same types of people who yell at the McDonalds cashier when there is a pickle in their cheeseburger when they asked for one without. People like these assholes wish they were rich and powerful so they act that way to other wage workers to make them feel better about themselves. I hope too that they get…

I always thought it was odd he lived in that dream house, with a beautiful wife, a son who owns a factory and lobster for dinner.. Meanwhile I live in a single room over a bowling alley and under another bowling alley.

“Naysayers of modern diesel engines, look no further than this truck for proof that you can still hit great miles without an old timey diesel engine.”

He needs to shave that thing off. He looks like they found him sleeping in an alley in Reseda.

Wow its been a while,  Drew Carey with the big white beard is blowing my mind.  

This is the least insane thing you have ever done, which is hilarious.

The Charger back when my brother and I yanked the 318 and dropped in a cop car 440.

My dad owned a Buy-Here Pay-Here car lot in central Florida from the early 80s up until around 2011. So sketchy was EVERYWHERE. I could go on and on but one sticks out.

LOLOLOLOL. This is where we’ll separate the old from the young. Anyone 50 or older will have routinely driven cars which would be considered rolling deathtraps by today’s standards. Pre 50s hot rods, kit cars, old motorcycles, beater 60s muscle cars, VWs with no clutch, ancient commercial vehicles, relic military…

I live for sketchy cars.

Had an MGB that I always carried a 5 gallon jug of water in the trunk. Not because it would overheat, but because long freeway trips would catch the driver’s carpet on fire. The water was to put that out.

First car I bought with my own money was a Peugeot 504 diesel. You couldn’t put anything…

Can’t have a medical condition if you can’t afford to go to the doctor!

Why bother when most Americans would pass the obesity threshold anyway?

great. now endorse those 2K stimmys

“The experience soured her on Chrysler products”  They did her a favor with this generation Chrysler.

And I feel like I’ve written it five times before!

I feel like I’ve read this exact same headline from David 5 times before.

Yuuuuuuup. If this is an unforeseen, life-saving action for you, that’s a very, very bad sign.

Does Tesla’s Autopilot recognize other vehicle’s turn signals? Legitimately asking, because that can make a huge difference.
But this is absolutely the system not performing anything life saving imo. Honestly, I probably would have taken over prior to the split to ensure the car went where I wanted and then re-engage.