Two minor citations vs a felony

All e39’s I’ve owned have power steering leaks galore that need fixing every six months.

Mustang did nothing wrong. However the whole passing on the right thing only works if we didn’t have so many left lane hogs in CA. I wish we were like other states who scoot over when they’re not passing. So passing on the right is inevitable.

It’s time to bring it full circle and have your Range Rover appraised, assuming it doesn’t break down on the way there.

I still want a 944

The W12 Phaeton

It’s a butt plug that makes you look like a horse.

None because they’re always awesome.

They have to make it bullet and bomb resistant since you won’t be able to escape your enemies when it spends more time on a lift than on the road.

Sign me up for a used 5-10 year old one that I can afford.

It’s better to have a car you hate in the winter. Would you rather have your prized vehicle get crushed when someone thinks they’re invincible with AWD despite their bald summer tires?

It should be a 24 player game. Two people would be commentators.

I’m surprised they didn’t know who you were since all Carmax dealers now have that dart target with your face on it.

Drives on the wrong side of the road and gets mad when someone honks at them and challenges what they’re doing. Ridiculous.

Just write the ticket off as a business expense now that you made a story of it and make Jalopnik pay for it.

Ferrari owners because they pay thousands for a timing belt change, and they still run the risk of becoming a fireball at any moment.

So, you buy a new, monstrous GT-R and you still have to prop the hood up with a rod? Why couldn’t they put a strut in it?

Hoon until the wheels fall off.

The ad mentions that 20% of the proceeds are going to the Red Cross.

Thank you. I appreciate it.