He gets dropkicked and is up in two seconds. Then you see a guy who gets barely brushed by another player and is down for five minutes.

In college, if your car wasn’t parked in a garage, it was inevitable that someone would break the window, pop the hood, and then steal the battery along with anything else of value.

“And all it costs to satisfy your curiosity is forty-five bucks. Or a little less, if you plan to write it off.”

Time for a character limit.

I just passed my smog test yesterday on the third try. I may have added quite a bit of iso-heet to burn cleaner for the test.

Final Destination much

What’s with the blue tape?

I haven’t had to deal with being under 6’ since I was 13 but shouldn’t the people around you help. I always do.

My neighbors can own all the giant, lifted F-150’s they want, just so long as I can get into and out of my driveway and drive down the street.

Kenny Loggins was there too

Tires with good tread

Complain about my driving as if I’m driving like a madman.
(I only drive like a madman when I have no passengers and on empty roads)

Well worth it.

It should have been a prius instead of a saturn

I have two Fonesos. One in the front and one the rear. They work well. The picture quality is great, and they're cheap.

These aren't those diarrhea-inducing sugar free ones, right?

These aren't those diarrhea-inducing sugar free ones, right?

The truck who got hit is a jerk. The dash cam guy has the right of way.

The answer really is Miata

Send the Citroens to America.