Be prepared to fix the perpetual BMW power steering leak.

I have a blue BMW. I can be quite aggressive if provoked or if I come across some asshat that isn't me. So I'd concur with these findings.

I have a "rest" button. It's supposed to blow the heat from the engine into the cabin after you turn off your car and go somewhere so it will be warm when you come back. I never used it because it says it uses your battery immensely and should be driven enough to charge the battery after use.

I once called the police in Ann Arbor on the neighbors for a domestic dispute. It sounded like he was murdering her, seriously. Unfortunately, the buildings have locked doors to the apartments so I could not go over there, and my attempts to get them to stop from outside failed.

And if it's a true bmw cup holder, it will break and fall apart not long after that

Best E30 ever

Pick me up in San Diego.

I recently drove 2300 miles across the country in 34 hours. I only stopped to pee when I needed gas which was almost every 600 miles or almost every 9 hours. I just limited the water I drank from over a gallon a day to just enough to survive.

I want to see a picture of the person brave enough to go under that and get parts.

"Check out the butt on that"

Hank Scorpio, indeed.

The only thing that could make this worse is if the thief is the one who gets to drive the odometer past the million mile mark.

I got a ticket for the same amount for running a red light in San Diego. Ridiculous. I would rather pay that much for going 100mph.

He made his bread. Now he'll have to lie in it.

I hope they pay them well to do this crappy job.

Some cars have one way bleeder valves. I wish I had some. It would make the job a breeze.

BMW power steering. I have a new leak each year. It's not as difficult as replacing a timing belt on other cars, but it's quite frustrating.

The government has just placed you on their "might be a terrorist" list.

Thieves with good taste like this should get longer sentences when they get caught.