First of all, yes to all that.

If we’re able to nominate comments to be moderated out of the conversation, I vote for tooshyman’s comment. Further, I’d be okay if something heavy fell on Tooshyman.

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

I’m not going to leave the house when I’m 70, but I also won’t be president (probably).

That’s a cool tank.

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

This is horrifying.

Most of us, actually

Found the winner of the “didn’t read the article” award. Much of this behavior took place before Obama was elected. Much of it also took place after. There’s no way to claim it’s his fault. But you can blame him for not fixing it.

This one has a decimal point discrepancy. It’s not often you put up a car whose owner overvalues it by a factor of ten.

You can’t take the sky from me

According to Wikipedia, there already is a law in Texas regarding it:

I would have assumed it was already illegal to wildly discharge a weapon in a residential area, but you know what they say about assuming....

I’d have a hard time saying “yes” to my lady while seeing that white GT3 RS there.

I’d rather marry that car.

That’s not “saying as much” that’s coming to a conclusion about a video’s purpose, when the video explicity states it’s purpose.

Just now?

Interesting takeaway from this election cycle: Turns out that the GOP, the party that routinely wraps itself in the American flag and the Constitution, not really all that interested in democracy.

Oh no, MA drivers know exactly what they’re doing.