WeatherTech floor liners for the new car. Couldn't be happier

I don't like you. I'm not going to like you. You're not my friend.

Put your money where your mouth is. Buy one of these cars and put 60k on the clock and let us know how much it really costs. It's easy to be irresponsible with someone else's money.

Around here there is a solid white line on multi-lane roads in place of the dashed line. The length of the solid white is supposed to be the 'safe zone' to get through a yellow light without speeding up. If you are inside the solid white and the light turns yellow, continue. If you are outside the solid white you…

In other findings, researchers say "Water Is Wet" and "Fire Is Hot."

Good grief, 39 comments and nobody put this up yet??? I am disappoint.

Lesbian exMormon here. My Mormon credentials consist of a storied pioneer heritage on my paternal AND maternal sides (now including famous polygamists!), all the youth awards you get for being a good little Mormon girl, TWO degrees from Brigham Young University, and much, much more! I came out to my (very very…

Thanks, I think you may have hijacked this into a Mr. Show thread.

Throw the chase scene from Ronin for good measure.

There is one rule on American highways, and that rule is "fuck you, buddy" :-)

I-26 from Johnson City, TN to Asheville, NC through the Smokey Mountains is pretty mind-blowing.

+1 Fuck Virginia.

Never drove that stretch. I'm an East coast guy, so my childhood was up and down the seaboard on 95. I'll stick with Western North Carolina for my pretty Appalachia drives.

Here are McMike's top tips about speeding in Virginia.

It's all about money and nothing else in VA. Safety is a lie. I still haven't had a worse experience just driving than going through Virginia in terms of driving standards and lane discipline on the east coast. That includes Florida which is its own special hell.

This should be part of the Jalopnik Gift Guide.

You know, this could have been okay if it was the robot chicken skeletor that'd done this, and not... whatever version this is.

I have to disagree. Honda (and Toyota, and Nissan) are all fucking horrid at all types of advertising in all media. Look at BMW for proper social media advertising.

I've lived in Milwaukee for 4+ years now, and routinely do 80-85 on the highways you're referring to. I do it alone, and without inciting a rolling riot. They leave me alone.

I had no idea that one is supposed to tip the wheelchair pusher (I've never used their services but it's good to know for future reference). Is that in all states? Did anyone else know that?