Lost me at “unacceptable.” That’s something your third grade teacher uses for a mild scolding. It’s like the police are going to put these attackers’ actions in their Permanent Record after a good scolding.

Powerball jackpot is at $250 million. That oughta cover it.

...when you are surrounded by 18 wheelers going either 50 or 80 depending on whether they’re going up or down the hill.

Well, not exactly what you want here but my Mom was one of the worst drivers on the planet. We are guessing it was genetic...all her siblings were truly awful drivers. I have more examples than time but my uncle, a farmer until a few years back, is the best example. He was forced to retire after being run over twice by…

I’ve been driving I-81 from either TN or NC to Harrisburg longer than it’s been I-81 and I suspect longer than most readers here have been walking the earth.

To the Brits posting: a British accent is good but not speaking English is better.

Not god. Try gods (plural): https://slatestarcodex.com/2017/02/27/a-modern-myth/

Sir Patrick Stewart.

We (North Carolina citizens) are now the Ghost of Christmas Future.

Oh, there’s so much to agree with here but for this:

Whatever you do—don’t think about Donald Trump boning in the Oval.

Ammo. You’re not going to keep either of these without plenty.

That’s what my neighbors thought when they built this custom 1/5 mile oval track (and associated shop building) for their sons.

I have three neighbors within a half mile of my house that have full-on gun ranges and a semi-pro 1/5 mile oval track. Most folks here are pretty chill with this situation although the oval track noise got some complaints a few years back. You gotta try harder to annoy folks in my neighborhood.

I want to hear the audio book version of this read by either
A) Samantha Bee or B) Louis Black.

I’ve read they also have female fighters (also known for badassery) which tends to spook the more fundamentalist locals. Any truth to this?

Pedantic side note to the wingnuts: it’s #HAARP and not #HARP. The former is a large government machine built just to fuck with us and the latter is a musical instrument played by angels and what not.

Dear neighbors:

No pity for me. I walked into this and learned a hard lesson about pathological liars...:-)

Well, since we’re coming out so to speak I gave Edwards’ campaign money *twice* and went to his rallies when he was campaigning with Elizabeth. Also attended his supposed “rebirth” pre-campaign function when the scandal had broken but he still thought it was possible to just lie his way out of things.