Thank you for beating me to posting this. A shout out to the source, Jeph Jacques, who does Questionable Content, a fine webcomic (is this one or two words?) with sexy robots to take your mind of the absolute shithole (again, one or two words?) that 2016 has become.

I have three neighbors within a half mile of my house that have full-on gun ranges and a semi-pro 1/5 mile oval track. Most folks here are pretty chill with this situation although the oval track noise got some complaints a few years back. You gotta try harder to annoy folks in my neighborhood.

For those looking you can find this book on Amazon’s UK site (https://www.amazon.co.uk/Chernobyl-Prayer-Chronicle-Svetlana-Alexievich/dp/0241270537/).

Almost-relevant question: where’d you get the picture? I’d love a high-res version for desktop use...

I want to hear the audio book version of this read by either
A) Samantha Bee or B) Louis Black.

I’ve read they also have female fighters (also known for badassery) which tends to spook the more fundamentalist locals. Any truth to this?

Pedantic side note to the wingnuts: it’s #HAARP and not #HARP. The former is a large government machine built just to fuck with us and the latter is a musical instrument played by angels and what not.

Dear neighbors:

No pity for me. I walked into this and learned a hard lesson about pathological liars...:-)

Well, since we’re coming out so to speak I gave Edwards’ campaign money *twice* and went to his rallies when he was campaigning with Elizabeth. Also attended his supposed “rebirth” pre-campaign function when the scandal had broken but he still thought it was possible to just lie his way out of things.

Here in Winston Salem we learned about the visit last night. I’ve missed all of the NC visits this season (except for Bernie in Greensboro) but there is NO way we’re missing this. No way. If I have to wait in line for ten hours or audition for the local DNC, count me in.

I’d have to ask my lawyer. I’m not in love with the Camaro and would only buy one if it was a stinking you-can’t-walk-away deal.

Nope. At least not in North Carolina. I spent several days last week looking at new Mustangs (GT Premium trim, many options) and you can get a deal on the stripper ecoboost models; good but not great. I wants me a V8 anyway. No commute in my life so $4/gallon gas just clips the occasional joyride. 

OK, question for the peanut gallery: if I get a CR-V for my wife (to replace her crap-tastic Murano) what car can I get to balance out the force that gets sucked out of our garage? I just want something for her that doesn’t ooze transmission fluid like our former 1974 Jaguar XJ12 and will hold all the books she likes…

Sales of the Ford Mustang absolutely plunged last month, declining a staggering 32 percent...

Am glad I’m not the only one. This debate could make me physically ill.

This mug pretty much sums it up for me.

This won’t make the cut either but this should give the young’uns a yuck.

(Your grandchild in 2050) “Grandpa, what’s a truck driver?”

Gin & Tonic.