I predict many, many, salvage titles

It's hard to believe that he did it with only 3 fingers too

Whenever I'm riding my bike in the dooring danger zone, I always keep an eye on the drivers side window and the drivers side side mirror. Most of the time you will be able to see if the car is occupied or not. It certainly isn't foolproof but it helps. Also if you're passing another biker, a heads up "on your left"…

His nickname now is Big Dick Dray, which is even better.

Is there a trick to keep them in your ears? They always feel like they're on the verge of falling out.

Is there a trick to keep them in your ears? They always feel like they're on the verge of falling out.

Victim was white so...possibly.

We've always been at war with Eurasia. We've always been at war with Eastasia.

Are you saying "POW!" or "PAH"?

Ugh, that play was flagged for that little love tap at the end of the run and the TD was called back.

Why do people insist on driving to the stadium? It is so stupid. If you're coming from the south, take Caltrain. If you're coming from the East Bay, take BART then Muni or walk. And if you're coming from Marin, just take your private helicopter.

What would be the Miata/Jalopnik equivalent of sea-faring vehicles? "Row your own" is more labor intensive on a boat.

Yeah but they're not foreign so it's not funny

Have you driven from Kelly Drive to Lincoln Drive yet? If you're in Center City and need to get to the western suburbs I would recommend taking the Ben Franklin Parkway to Kelly/West River Drive, then onto Lincoln Drive. 76 is always backed up and there is rarely traffic, and it's just a very pretty drive.

-Joel Embiid Twitter shenanigans

Dr. Jones, Archaeologist?

What's in the humidor? I carry one with me in case the big one hits and I'm bleeding out trapped under a collapsed ceiling or something. Right now I've got a Padron 64 Maduro and a Caldwell Eastern Standard in it.

Mine wasn't too awful but my driving instructor had a really long white hair that grew out of the tip of his nose. It was super distracting, but he was a good teacher. Also my mom told me she prayed that I would fail my driving test, I SHOWED YOU MOM!

Frosted Flakes you heathen.

Tuna fish sandwiches according to Bill Watterson

Ethnic markets are the place to go if you want to see what will be haute cuisine in the near future.