This can’t die soon enough. To both “Damn Daniel” and swatting.

Doesn’t work. At all. Disposable German cars are not going to blend once their body style is old. A very vintage Mercedes (1950-1970s, perhaps) would be accepted, but nothing newer.

No one is going to think you’re wealthy driving an S2k. At most drift kids and ricers will think you’ve got money.

Just turn violently, and hope the bottle doesn’t dislodge, roll, and get stuck behind the brake pedal.

Everytime a play Underground 2, I am reminded Cingular was indeed a thing.

Where is $kay?

even sold me a spare rear axle (whose shafts I will store in the back of my XJ just in case)

HOA’s are horrible. Fuck that noise.

I’m just not digging it, they look good on their own but for some reason they just don’t have the same “wow” factor to go along with the rest of that bonkers Zonda.

I really hope I get to keep mine. There’sThere’s nothing on the market that I’d want to replace it with and it’s still got a lot of life left

Honestly, just stop! The best thing to do if you love the environment is to drive the car 300,000 miles and wear it the fuck out!

this is a depravity I do not even utter

Man. An Atom on Hoosiers would rock.

You do realize that Chrysler had a model called Pacifica in the mid 00's, right?

I will lose my shit if Jalopnik goes out like Gawker. What makes me laugh is how Gawker will trash other websites, most notably Vice. They talk down on Vice, meanwhile Vice comes up with original articles. Vice has people reporting from hotspots like Iraq or Africa when the Ebola virus was running rampant.

This is literally 90% of Gawker articles. Take someone ELSE’S work and sum it up with a link and BAM you have a Gawker article. So far Jalopnik seems to have avoided the same “writing” style. I hope to fuck Jalopnik doesnt end up like the garbage over on Gawker.

This article is literally a bunch of fluff around a video.

I don’t know where you live, but I live in NY, and banning vehicles outright will. Not. Work. Yes, it would be nice, but it won’t work the way things are. We can’t walk everywhere, and public transportation is a crumbling mess as it is now.

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