Why do people run from geese though? Why not just punch it in the face?

Attention: women. The world doesn't owe you shit.

Right you are. I feel so sorry for him.

Even what? Damn sentence fragments. [grumble]

After it hit you in the feels, could you even?

Remember the guy who found the Atlanta Olympics bomb — and then was branded the bomber?

That was just taken off some unsold Darts and slapped on. But I do like it, admittedly. It works pretty damn well. Better than the current booty.

Sometimes to hit your target, you need a bigger Dart.

It was already the best looking "retro" american muscle car and it appears to continue that trend. If I actually liked any of the American "muscle cars" this would be the one I would get. Too bad its a Dodge and my Ram I bought brand new is already rusting so they will not be getting my money again along with the…

I think I smell a few horrible, bored, underinformed, and righteous suburban parents behind this.....

I would delve a little into their past, not necessarily slavishly what had been done before but be inspired by great Lincolns of the past, I don't think they do enough of that. A '61 Continental, my God, it's like instructions.

DADDY?!?!

After years and years of being a slave to the laundromat, I finally bought a washer and dryer for my apartment last month. It was the happiest day of my life. I don't think a wedding or birth of a child could possibly give me this much joy in my heart. I can do laundry whenever I want (tears are welling up as I write…

There is uglier out there. Much uglier.

Agreed. After I hit one, get carted off in an ambulance, and walk out of the hospital like a boss, I reserve the right to take that bitch home and have me some venison.

The real benefit will be in the road kill deer. The damn thing ruined my car I might as well at least get a couple hundred bucks out of it.

Squirrels and possums aside (the former you can shoot pretty much anywhere, and the latter I just find gross), the main animal worth taking home is a deer. If you hit one and have the ability to process it yourself or access to a local processor, that's a lot of meat for your family to eat on. Why should it go to…

Carrion, nothing to see here.

Her application of eyeliner is impeccable! She should do a makeup tutorial.

My best guy friend and I are both cat people- he owns a house and has 3, I live in a 2 room apartment and have one. We send each other funny cat pictures/gifs at least once a day, and give absolutely no fucks. I have gotten the "crazy cat lady" moniker jokingly, and I wear it as a badge of honor.