“The Cheat Sheet points out that former Costco employees say the receipt-checkers are actually there to spot cashier errors, not shoplifting.”

“This post includes images of dead bodies, used as cadavers and wrapped for anonymity and dignity.”

It’s somehow appropriate that, on the eve of Halloween, I should be reading about a corpse being zombified by a madman. :-S

Savage af.

When you’re transferring domestic flights, maybe. That was my transfer point to an international flight once, and it was just bad. Not as awful as some other airports, but cripes, I’d rather go through SFO or SEA any day if I could.

All you need is a car on blocks and a plastic kiddie pool, and you’ll be full-on redneck, David. 

“And now a word from our sponsor”

Aw, fuck no, my pun sucked, delete...

Not only is it a real book, you gotta read the reviews. They totally killed me. :D

From the photographic evidence, what happened was that the first truck stopped suddenly while the next three were following way too close. Then the first truck got going again.

I think the author may have been trolling for fun. She did phrase it “president of the United States in Congress”, which indicates that she did understand her basic history and civics. This felt more a jokey comment in the vein of “Everything You Know Is A Lie!” than anything else. 

It sort of is semantics, but I fear that casual thought takes that to mean “matter of opinion”, whereas semantics boil down to meanings. Subtle distinction, but one that makes this less squishy and more based on logic. In this case, the meaning of the word “President” are different between the two offices. The…

Fair and valid.

Pretty much this. When once visiting an uncle who raised chickens, I observed their behavior firsthand for a week straight. If there is a dumber bird on the planet, someone please point it out. I realize avians in general aren’t known for their intellect, but chickens take stupidity to a whole other level. I remember…

“At least this cop didn’t pull a gun over his Tesla confusion.”

If you got that lose, you want to kick them blues, propane
When your day is done, and you want to ride on, propane

Dammit, David! You just cost me a whole hour digression running through his YouTube channel! :p

I’m surprised it was only 6. I mean, c’mon, sailors in port call? The police must’ve been ignoring tons of stuff. 

Yeah, but this one had tons of food stuffed under the hood...

Oh, nooo! That’s too logical. People would rather store their cheap shit inside and leave their expensive, 7-year-loan item out suffering the elements... :-/