Oh, you mean voting for the driver! For a second there I thought you were seeing who here was drunk or otherwise intoxicated, had stolen a car... ;) :D

This never would’ve happened in the driver just stayed Honda road.

Came to post this, found that someone else was already on the ball. Well done!

“I’ve worked with a ton of people from the Philipines and it’s viewed more as a tax.”

And now that it runs, David’s bored with it. ;)

He didn’t have to hang on. All he had to do was draft. ;)

Those pictures don’t do things justice. In the midwest, when I’ve seen green skies, I’ve seen **green**. It’s literally vivid, like an avocado to fern shade of green. And when the whole sky is that color, watch out. The time I best recall seeing such a vivid shade was weird, because where I was everything was totally…

“Lincoln also says that you can unlock the car with your phone.”

Good God, guys, Jalopnik won’t shell out enough per-diem for you all to get a better hotel? :-S

I thought that was what appealed to you in the first place. ;)

“Tell Us Your Most Shameful Car Secret”

FYI, the drivers of the 912 car were seen wearing these during the race:

What the...?? Is that a younger Doc Hudson when he toyed with being a Mafia enforcer or something? I mean, it looks like Disney’s bringing Marvel to the Cars universe by throwing Venom in Doc’s backstory. :-S

“His latest film is titled Teen Titans Go! To the Movies, where he plays the voice of Superman.”

“As the night goes on, it turns into one big festival of race cars and debauchery.”

Aliens? Look, man. I only need to know one thing: Where they are. 

“... actually a 37-year-old lawyer named Jason Triplett that dressed up like Elsa, queen of the small, fictitious nation of Aredelle, just as a joke to surprise his friends.”

Good God, I remember cackling to myself when I saw all the old farts stressing over Mick Jagger turning 50 way back when. And now I’m one of The Olds doing the same thing. :(