"Look at yourself. Back to me. Now back at yourself—NOW BACK TO ME! Sadly, you are a nerd. Just like me."

I'm going to need something bigger then a napkin.... Got a Shamwow?

FIFA 13 on the Wii was in every meaningful sense a renamed re-release ofFIFA 12

IT WASN'T CHANCE THAT BROUGHT YOU HERE

You need to have smartglass running and second screen running and be watching your video captures on an ipad that you are taping off of your PS4 onto the Xbone When using Wii U's screen to watch netflix and listening to some scrobbled radio station through your Spotify account on you SECOND iphone. All while filming…

Oh god if i had a wife/ or girlfriend who destroyed my property instead of talking through a situation...

Having a bitch of a girlfriend costs much more than money.

I Think it's safe to say that girl is single now.

is it sad that I would break up with my gf if she did this?

man...what a cunt

Ah, to be a child once more. The freedoms.

Carl?

Yeah I can't stand family guy either.

Going with this one:

Did you guys not get Aliens: Colonial Marines up there then?

Because that game made me want to go on a murdering spree..